Recognizing the importance of the United Nations and the process of fixing the world's problems, The Onion, America's finest news source, is proud to serve her country by... "reporting"... the goings-on of all the committees at CMUNCE 2010. Twenty years of reporting experience has taught The Onion that "the truth" can often be a tricky, fleeting leprechaun. However, twenty years of reporting experience has also taught The Onion the very best methods of juicing the very best tidbits out of that leprechaun.

CMUNCE 2010... prepare to be juiced by the best in the business.

Chair: Susan Phan,